The Story
Immediately after birth, newborns are given a beautiful blue or pink cap and carried to the nursery. There, they wail and weep like an orchestra’s cacophonous warm-up. Emotionless nurses stand by with clear valves to collect their sour and sweet tears in glowing hues of green, red, yellow, and orange. Don’t worry. It isn’t inhumane because these are sugar babies we’re talking about, and their tears are delicious. Try them when you want a drop of something seriously sweet and tangy. When the twenty-five pound case is complete, it’ll be enough to make a grown man cry.
There are approximately 500 pieces per pound.
Tear Length: 3/4 Inch
Case contains 24.95 pounds of Cry Baby Tearjerkers Extra Sour Candy.
Made in Canada.
Kosher Certified.
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Description
Immediately after birth, newborns are given a beautiful blue or pink cap and carried to the nursery. There, they wail and weep like an orchestra’s cacophonous warm-up. Emotionless nurses stand by with clear valves to collect their sour and sweet tears in glowing hues of green, red, yellow, and orange. Don’t worry. It isn’t inhumane because these are sugar babies we’re talking about, and their tears are delicious. Try them when you want a drop of something seriously sweet and tangy. When the twenty-five pound case is complete, it’ll be enough to make a grown man cry.
There are approximately 500 pieces per pound.
Tear Length: 3/4 Inch
Case contains 24.95 pounds of Cry Baby Tearjerkers Extra Sour Candy.
Made in Canada.
Kosher Certified.
